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AND THEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Dusty, crammed, stale — you've hit the real estate jackpot with your recent abode. And you're even #blessed with roommates.

o1. Post a top level with some of your character's quirky, funny, sad or standout domestic habits everyone can enjoy. ( "That fourth lizard tail's a bit awkward." "They're always stealing everyone's fancy conditioner." "That guy, watching you sleep." )

o2. Tag around with your character's IC reactions: questions, passive aggressive post-its, gentle encouragements to stop watering that plant, wholesome suggestions, etc.

o3. Threads can stay game canon — break the ice on some new CR. Why not?

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Past the modesty of sunrise.

Resting now will ease your spirit, husband, with the small hands reaching for yours that you can grip back.

Also, so they can jump on your bladder once instead of mine.

Shall I refuse them?

Crawl back in here with them and accept your duty, husband, that's what I'm saying!

They find you soft. Pleasing.

You have more plush muscle than I do, husband, in no way am I soft.

( his hair is nicely soft though, so, fair call kiddos. )

Edited 2022-10-05 23:05 (UTC)

You claim children false?

I claim children deliberately misunderstood, ah?

Hereon, they shall reside on my bed.

Oh, we're sleeping separately then?

How else reconcile?

By coming back to bed with your charges, Lan Zhan. Meditate if you refuse to sleep!

They warm your bones. Why complain?

Because I want my husband there?

As you sleep. What difference?

This, Lan Zhan, is why we're never going to find our springtime.

( not being in a world of shitty timing, no. just this. not getting why your husband wants you there at least once a week or every so often thanks. )