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AND THEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Dusty, crammed, stale — you've hit the real estate jackpot with your recent abode. And you're even #blessed with roommates.

o1. Post a top level with some of your character's quirky, funny, sad or standout domestic habits everyone can enjoy. ( "That fourth lizard tail's a bit awkward." "They're always stealing everyone's fancy conditioner." "That guy, watching you sleep." )

o2. Tag around with your character's IC reactions: questions, passive aggressive post-its, gentle encouragements to stop watering that plant, wholesome suggestions, etc.

o3. Threads can stay game canon — break the ice on some new CR. Why not?

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A few hours a week
You're not joking
Are you??

I never joke! This is the face of a serious person. Well. Okay. Sometimes I take a day off. But not this time. Human bodies tire so easily. I'd never get anything done.

Your body looks extremely human. A-levels professor level of human.

Oh! I had a very good friend once who called me professor.

But, the fact of the matter is we came first, long before you. You look Time Lord to me.

Is that what you are, Doctor? A Time Lord?

Oh! Right! Important info to share. Time Lord all of my thousand years now, yes. Time traveling alien with two hearts, three brain stems, a respiratory bypass system, and impeccable fashion sense. That last bit isn't a physiological characteristic of course, but it is true.

It is a nice bowtie.

Wait, three brain stems? Three!?

Oh, I like you! Yes, thank you, bowties are cool!

Very handy, those brainstems, as you can imagine.

Is it the stems that make you need sleep less, or the heart?

And if you've been around longer than humans, does that make us evolutions or devolved?

My thoughts never quite shut off. Eventually, of course, for a little while, but you can imagine there's not much room for sleep.

Humans and Time Lords - think of it more like divergent evolution.

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