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AND THEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Dusty, crammed, stale — you've hit the real estate jackpot with your recent abode. And you're even #blessed with roommates.

o1. Post a top level with some of your character's quirky, funny, sad or standout domestic habits everyone can enjoy. ( "That fourth lizard tail's a bit awkward." "They're always stealing everyone's fancy conditioner." "That guy, watching you sleep." )

o2. Tag around with your character's IC reactions: questions, passive aggressive post-its, gentle encouragements to stop watering that plant, wholesome suggestions, etc.

o3. Threads can stay game canon — break the ice on some new CR. Why not?

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Apologies for failure presented.

Apologies aren't necessary, just gentled, gentle hands! Please, I don't need to go bald, this face won't look good with no hair...

Would it, with hair?

Are you against my beard now too?

'Do not lie.'

Yes or no, husband?

The Patriarch's market portraits.

Were hideous, burn them all, and you still haven't answered! Not one of those was remotely accurate. I'm handsome! Handsome! Or was, at least.

I wonder.

You're so rude, Lan Zhan, not even pretending to appease!

Anyway, I'm brushing my own hair, because I enjoy my hair on my head, soft and nice.

Tangled, ragged, torn.

So you wanted help with yours?

Accepted.

Call me after your evening ablutions.

And Wei Ying's hair?

Step by step, Lan Zhan.

Wei Ying is unwilling.

We might need to work on your strength moderation...

Educate this unworthy one.

Gentle hands.

As with skittish, young rabbits.

As with skittish, young rabbits whose backs you're stroking over, yes! So the opposite of how I pet rabbits.

'Mercy, mercy.'

I've seen your gentle hands, just try using them with me. Firm grips are for other times.

( he has an inkling when he'll appreciate a firm grip in his hair, just not. when. grooming. )

The sword.