cr meme | jolly ole june

[groundrules]

Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[downswing]

No wait don't —

[bearshermark]

Dad no!

[bearshermark]

Could u pls just

[downswing]

We bring you a girl your age and this is what you do.

[bearshermark]

He's just making friends!

[darkeststars]

omg they absolutely should. I had a lot of fun imagining them fighting side by side on the slave ship even if I didn't get around to writing anything remotely like that whooooops sorry, gotta try to do better lol...

Anyway, I'm currently deeply amused that Arche's spent more time hanging around Wangji than Wuxian even though in terms of who can actually tolerate his company they're the opposite of that lol! Don't have anything scheduled for RP right at this moment besides trying to play catch-up, so, hm. Guess they could end up on another hunt together, or one or the other could be patrolling around for trouble and it goes poorly? Arche doesn't watch the perimeter as a matter of routine, but he'd absolutely go out to investigate the area if he felt some space wizard inkling of danger nearby lol.

[lancifolium]

I would like to be excused from this narrative.

[bearshermark]

Pls he just has Archeval as a friend rn let him have this

[downswing]

A single tear of joy was thus wept.

[downswing]

What do you mean, what about Sizhui, did you kill Sizhui

[bearshermark]

N-no. He just. hasn't passed the friendship exam yet

[lancifolium]

You are a menace. Let these good-hearted nature children vibe with the turnips in peace.

[downswing]

Don't even worry, I've been really poor too at keeping up with logs because I can't focus on longer responses during work, and work is all I seem to do, sigh.

Next event, first action/adventure option is ours, and they are killing things.

[darkeststars]

It's a murder date!!

[royal_venant]

This is certainly what he needs. This is also certain something he doesn't know he needs.

[somebadnews]

tbh he's pretty rough on it, but that's a whole separate problem.

I hope he sees the rest of his family someday so they can laugh about this forever. (Vanya would never! Right??) They are so supportive of their older brother.

Re: Vanya Hargreeves

[royal_venant]

I'd love to thread with either Winnie or Vanya if dealing with this magical trash fire is up your alley.

[somebadnews]

I'm still waiting for their murder-bonding moment. Why do you have to make everything weird...

[somebadnews]

Congrats El, you're one person he might be okay with talking to his sister. Try not to die, okay?

[somebadnews]

Five is just that way.

He's looking out for his family, you understand. If they don't run into each other sooner because of the stuff he gets into, I'm sure he'll show up the next time he needs information from her and give his well regarded opinions. Or they'll grab the wrong notebooks and be ??? over what they write down who knows.

[bearshermark]

!! What a nice compliment, he'd be honored if he knew it was such an exclusive club

[somebadnews]

Talk to. Not anything else you get into. But seeing as he steals her quartz half the time so she doesn't hear upsetting news, he assumes they'll just talk about... turnips and chickens.

[bearshermark]

That's pretty legit so far~

[somebadnews]

Yeah, see? It's probably fine, he screened him already. Maybe he'll even encourage it. Enjoy your one approved talking source, sis.

[downswing]

How is any of your murder childing his fault