the (terrible) advice meme;

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THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

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Perished peppers?

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so hot they may or may not make you perish

[downswing]

...I do not court the person's death.

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it's just really really hot is what i'm saying

they might be into it

[downswing]

Best discouraged.

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but why

[downswing]

Prolonged exposure harms.

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oh c'mon, they'll be fine

[downswing]

Sensitive.

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i mean from what it sounds like they have a high spice tolerance

my old friend is like that. i mean i like some spicy food myself now and then, but their tolerance is next level! since then i always have some hot sauce in my kitchen.

[downswing]

And they are not harmed?

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far from it! they sprinkled that stuff all over their food all the time and are right as... Raine, hah! sorry, pun. that's their name.

[downswing]

A blessing unto farmers.

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nah they don't have anything to do with farming

[downswing]

...ah. Mere coincidence.

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yep. they're a bard, actually.