the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

lan wangji | the untamed | anon........... as if anyone else speaks like this

[downswing]

What remedy when a person's appetites for spice exceed hell's fires?


( Asking for a friend. Non-passive-aggressively. For sure. )

luffy | one piece (la) | not anon

[bigsmile]

( cw: hinted people eating. )

someone said they wanted to make me soup. and now they keep trying to put me in a tub of hot water that smells weird. should i be concerned?

yelena belova | mcu | anon

[vdovy]

How would you make sure someone important to you doesn't go through the beacon?

nami (opla, anon)

[cartographie]

I live with four men.

Two don't bathe
One keeps leaving body parts everywhere
The last one is well behaved in comparison but talks to my breasts a lot.

Tips on not killing them?

hermione granger | hp

[reparo]

Hypothetically, if you finds yourself more comfortable with a life of crime - which the people back home don't really know you to be capable of, because you're usually such a stickler for the rules - and you don't feel bad about it (because again people back home will never know), it's not a bad thing. Right?

kamala khan | mcu | the most obvious anon aside from wangji

[cosplayqueen]

How are we feeling about the whole memory loss thing when we go home? I go between plans to get around it, crying about how much I'll miss my friends, and trying to make our time together count.

It kind of helps that I believe we'll all find each other again someday. I guess I'm wondering how you guys deal when the crying hits?

I don't want to worry anyone. :( I just love you guys and wish I could remember even if it will hurt later on.

Eda Clawthorne | The Owl House

[traaaaaash]

Anyone here know someone who does coverup tattoos?

Jacob Frye / AC Syndicate / Anon / who types like this?

[nothinglikefather]

Right

O key

You don't tknow its me, rigth?

How do you cope ifg your boss gioves you blue balls and you think there leading you on byt your not one hunderd per cent sure ?

red | original character

[damnable]

How would you handle it if you had a god hunting you down? Y'know, just checking if there's any options I hadn't considered yet and/or tried yet. Hit me with anything, even hilarious shit cause I could use a laugh about this.