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the (terrible) advice meme;

THE ~~TERRIBLE~~ ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

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Insufficient use.

You'd prefer its application in other ways~?

Edited 2023-11-26 20:28 (UTC)

Their prerogative.

Why not ask about it? They may have a taste for delights you haven't yet discovered!

Wine and pheasant.

Edited 2023-11-26 20:33 (UTC)

Little birds in mouths, ah?

Not so little.

Really? Might need proof, oh anonymous one!

Unnecessary.

On the contrary, delightfully necessary! The spirit of discovery. Appreciation. Pleasure. A certain joined bliss!

To be considered, whilst preparing their dinner of millet.

Not even a promise, who is unwise enough to agree to terms like that? Excuses, always excuses. Alas! A man's born with hands for a reason, I guess...

To bring spoon of millet to mouth.

Not for pleasure, that's simply duty.

For my pleasure.

You know exactly how much millet I've swallowed for your pleasure!

How should I, being unknown.

Wangwang.

Perfectly unknown.

Gege~

You are loathsome and unseemly.

Now just whisper that into my ear sometime, Ah-Zhan~

You seek duel yet abandon the sword.

You're thinking of the wrong sword.

I shall now withdraw.

all his...

weifinder - 2023-11-26 22:59 (UTC) - Expand

>:(

downswing - 2023-11-26 23:04 (UTC) - Expand

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