the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

lan wangji | the untamed | anon........... as if anyone else speaks like this

[downswing]

What remedy when a person's appetites for spice exceed hell's fires?


( Asking for a friend. Non-passive-aggressively. For sure. )

[vdovy]

More hot sauce.

Not anon. UN: KINGOFTHEPIRATES

[bigsmile]

difficult one. make them something spicier and feed it to them?

[downswing]

More than blood in veins.

[downswing]

...such as?

anon

[silverneedles]

What's wrong with spice?

Acceptance and no kissing after consuming food.

[bigsmile]

...twice as many chillies?

[vdovy]

What is the point of being hot blooded if I can't infuse my veins with sriracha?

luffy | one piece (la) | not anon

[bigsmile]

( cw: hinted people eating. )

someone said they wanted to make me soup. and now they keep trying to put me in a tub of hot water that smells weird. should i be concerned?

yelena belova | mcu | anon

[vdovy]

How would you make sure someone important to you doesn't go through the beacon?

[vdovy]

You are probably fine. That would be a very inefficient way to cook a person.

[bigsmile]

really? cause the water smells like herbs!

[reparo]

They are trying. To turn YOU. Into SOUP.

[reparo]

Close your eyes and ignore that fear. Try to be embroiled in some wild side mission so you're not even around.

[vdovy]

Oh, I am not saying they are not trying to cook you. Just that it would take so long you will have ample time to escape.

[downswing]

Survival.

nami (opla, anon)

[cartographie]

I live with four men.

Two don't bathe
One keeps leaving body parts everywhere
The last one is well behaved in comparison but talks to my breasts a lot.

Tips on not killing them?

[downswing]

Then, funeral.

[downswing]

It strikes, lethally.

[downswing]

Why?

[downswing]

Ablutions are encouraged.

[vdovy]

So I just need to convince my genes that hot sauce blood is an evolutionary necessity...

[downswing]

Surely not.

[downswing]

Kill them.

[vdovy]

Not being around is exactly what went wrong before. This time I need to be there for whatever happens.