the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

lan wangji | the untamed | anon........... as if anyone else speaks like this

[downswing]

What remedy when a person's appetites for spice exceed hell's fires?


( Asking for a friend. Non-passive-aggressively. For sure. )

[vdovy]

More hot sauce.

[downswing]

More than blood in veins.

[vdovy]

What is the point of being hot blooded if I can't infuse my veins with sriracha?

[downswing]

Survival.

Not anon. UN: KINGOFTHEPIRATES

[bigsmile]

difficult one. make them something spicier and feed it to them?

[downswing]

...such as?

[bigsmile]

...twice as many chillies?

[downswing]

Then, funeral.

anon

[silverneedles]

What's wrong with spice?

Acceptance and no kissing after consuming food.

[downswing]

It strikes, lethally.

[silverneedles]

The person consuming the spice or someone else?

[downswing]

The spice is the criminal agent.

[traaaaaash]

give them ghost peppers

[ She doesn't see where the problem is here. ]

[downswing]

Perished peppers?

[traaaaaash]

so hot they may or may not make you perish

[theflashyfool]

If you're not being forced to eat, does it matter?

[downswing]

Their constitution, fragile.

[theflashyfool]

So, you mean they eat the spice and get sick, then eat it all over again?

[weifinder]

So dramatic!

It isn't the heat that warps hearts.

[downswing]

I fear for their senses.

[weifinder]

What, are they going blind? Deaf? Have they lost a sense of touch?

[reparo]

Make them try a lamb vindaloo? That'll show them.

[downswing]

A... soup?

[reparo]

A curry.