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let's set d o w n some ([personal profile] groundrules) wrote in [community profile] lostcompass2023-11-25 08:31 pm

the (terrible) advice meme;




THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

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Not anon. UN: KINGOFTHEPIRATES

[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
difficult one. make them something spicier and feed it to them?
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...twice as many chillies?
downswing: (guanxi)

[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-25 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Then, funeral.
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
well maybe put spices in something they wouldn't expect, give them a shock.
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[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-25 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
To petrify them away from appetite.
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
to give them a shock and then they'd understand what it's like?
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i would think it more of a warning. i can and will eat everything so spicy is good with me, but i know not everyone can eat it. they need to know that if someone doesn't like it, to not cook it. cause otherwise you'll have someone who wants to eat and cannot, and someone who wants to share their love of cooking and can't. imagine putting all that work into cooking something and no-one can eat it.
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[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-25 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
They do not work.
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
how does that happen? they just throw what's nearest in a pan?
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[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-25 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
They are served.
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i've never had bad food, this is out of my experience but maybe just tell them?
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[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-25 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...perhaps they may cook for you.
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
that would be great!!! would it help you though???
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[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-25 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No. You would suffer in vain.
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[personal profile] bigsmile 2023-11-25 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm there must be a way to fix this.

i guess you could just. not eat it?
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[personal profile] downswing 2023-11-26 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then, my companion would perish alone.

From spice consumed unknowing.