the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

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Their mental faculties.

[weifinder]

Sadly not a sense, not even a common one!

[downswing]

My companion must treasure himself better.

[weifinder]

Are you certain it's the food and both something else you truly worry over? Or do you fear for him in the chill of the evening wind?

[downswing]

I fear their tongue will wither and fall.

[weifinder]

Not for lack of use, certainly!

[downswing]

Insufficient use.

[weifinder]

You'd prefer its application in other ways~?

[downswing]

Their prerogative.

[weifinder]

Why not ask about it? They may have a taste for delights you haven't yet discovered!

[downswing]

Wine and pheasant.

[weifinder]

Little birds in mouths, ah?

why is he like this

[downswing]

Not so little.

I'm crying

[weifinder]

Really? Might need proof, oh anonymous one!

/)_(\

[downswing]

Unnecessary.

even more tears

[weifinder]

On the contrary, delightfully necessary! The spirit of discovery. Appreciation. Pleasure. A certain joined bliss!

w h y

[downswing]

To be considered, whilst preparing their dinner of millet.

they're terrible

[weifinder]

Not even a promise, who is unwise enough to agree to terms like that? Excuses, always excuses. Alas! A man's born with hands for a reason, I guess...

HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHO THIS IS , YOU WORM

[downswing]

To bring spoon of millet to mouth.

THE WORM YOU LOVE, AND HE KNOWS WHAT MUDSKIPPER THIS IS

[weifinder]

Not for pleasure, that's simply duty.

: (

[downswing]

For my pleasure.

not buying it

[weifinder]

You know exactly how much millet I've swallowed for your pleasure!

THEN GET IT FOR FREE

[downswing]

How should I, being unknown.

MILLET ISN'T PAYING OUT DIVIDENDS

[weifinder]

Wangwang.

MILLET SPONSORED THIS AD

[downswing]

Perfectly unknown.