the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

luffy | one piece (la) | not anon

[bigsmile]

( cw: hinted people eating. )

someone said they wanted to make me soup. and now they keep trying to put me in a tub of hot water that smells weird. should i be concerned?

[vdovy]

You are probably fine. That would be a very inefficient way to cook a person.

[bigsmile]

really? cause the water smells like herbs!

[vdovy]

Oh, I am not saying they are not trying to cook you. Just that it would take so long you will have ample time to escape.

[bigsmile]

at least i know i can get away quick enough but i live with them soooo....

[reparo]

They are trying. To turn YOU. Into SOUP.

[downswing]

Surely not.

[bigsmile]

I DON'T WANT TO BE SOUP.

[reparo]

Completely understandable, who wants to be soup?

[bigsmile]

there might be someone out there who does, but it's not me.

[downswing]

Ablutions are encouraged.

[bigsmile]

...ablutions?

[downswing]

Purification through cleansing.

[bigsmile]

by becoming soup??

[cartographie]

..... It's a bathtub you twit.

[bigsmile]

everyone else seems to disagree with you.

[cartographie]

You wouldn't even be good soup!

[bigsmile]

i'd be the BEST soup. captain soup.

[traaaaaash]

that's a question? DUH.

[bigsmile]

they say it's not what i think so i am trying to figure it out.

[traaaaaash]

cause if they outright told you they wanna eat you, you'd run away! which you should do.

[theflashyfool]

You're literally made of rubber. Do you know how gross your rubbery body would be to eat?

But your gross rubbery body also stinks, so we're trying to get you to take a bath once in a while, sport.

[bigsmile]

you're right. what if i melted???

what? i cant smell anything, just the herbs they put in that water. i do wash you know.

[theflashyfool]

You're not gonna melt! Don't be stupid. It's warm water, not boiling anyway.

How often do you wash, Luffy?

[legsbenedict]

If they were going to make you a soup, they're going about it the wrong way.