the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[cartographie]

I am not going to lay on you in the bathtub. How would you get clean?

Breathing makes you hungry.

[bigsmile]

i'll figure it out.

okay but it smells like food, but isn't food. that's very cruel.

[cartographie]

What if there's food after?

[bigsmile]

there's food after?

[cartographie]

There's so much food after.

[bigsmile]

you could have started with that.

okay.

[cartographie]

Okay? No sitting on you?

[bigsmile]

yes, okay, fine. you can sit on me.

[cartographie]

[ What is up with him and Buggy not realizing this sitting this is supposed to be a threat?! ]

Maybe after. Once you're clean.

[bigsmile]

i don't get it. why would you sit on me after?

once i'm clean i'm out and going for food.

[cartographie]

Just take the bath.

[bigsmile]

what are we eating after?

[cartographie]

Soup.

1/???

[bigsmile]

sou

[bigsmile]

SOUP??

[bigsmile]

no i'm not going in there

[bigsmile]

you can't make me i am your captain this is cruel

[bigsmile]

you wouldn't

[bigsmile]

you CAN'T

[bigsmile]

i trust y ou

8/8

[bigsmile]

i'm getting in.

1/???

[cartographie]

........

[cartographie]

THERE CAN BE OTHER SOUP

[cartographie]

WHY WOULD I TRY TO COOK YOU?

[cartographie]

[ AND DON'T EVEN START WITH THAT I TRUST YOU BULLSHIT, THAT HITS HARD AFTER THE CHAINED GOD. ]