the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[cartographie]

Just take the bath.

[bigsmile]

what are we eating after?

[cartographie]

Soup.

1/???

[bigsmile]

sou

[bigsmile]

SOUP??

[bigsmile]

no i'm not going in there

[bigsmile]

you can't make me i am your captain this is cruel

[bigsmile]

you wouldn't

[bigsmile]

you CAN'T

[bigsmile]

i trust y ou

8/8

[bigsmile]

i'm getting in.

1/???

[cartographie]

........

[cartographie]

THERE CAN BE OTHER SOUP

[cartographie]

WHY WOULD I TRY TO COOK YOU?

[cartographie]

[ AND DON'T EVEN START WITH THAT I TRUST YOU BULLSHIT, THAT HITS HARD AFTER THE CHAINED GOD. ]

c'est fin

[cartographie]

You're so brave...

Re: c'est fin

[bigsmile]

i don't even know anymore! i thought i'd ask about a suspicious statement and now there's just stuff everywhere.

you don't need to sit on me if you don't want to.

[cartographie]

Stuff?

It was supposed to be a way to keep you from running away but if you're not going to run away. I can sit...nearby. For support?

[bigsmile]

if i'm in i'm in. and it can't be comfortable for you.

i'm not gonna escape, it's been a week. next time a bucket of water will work just as well. i don't want to sit in water.

[cartographie]

So wash quickly and get out. You need a whole bath more than once a week. A bucket doesn't cut it if you're going to be climbing around on the docks hanging out with your granny gang.

[bigsmile]

a bucket every day is more than enough, even with the docks.

fine, i got this, it's all good.

[cartographie]

[ Give her a moment to sigh and run her hands down her face wearily, won't you Luffy dear? ]

You want me to stay with you?

[bigsmile]

you don't need to.

just bathwater sometimes feels like the ocean.

[cartographie]

[ For him, and no one else, she'll relent and be helpful. ]

I'll read and sit next to the tub.