the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[reparo]

No, I'm fairly sure nobody wants to be soup.

[bigsmile]

i need to think of a good escape plan.

[reparo]

Hold on - are you talking about a bath? Are you Nami's friend who doesn't bathe?!

[bigsmile]

nami is my friend, but you must be mistaken cause i do bathe.

[reparo]

Miss Nami, does he bathe?

[cartographie]

Not as often as he should...

[reparo]

Rarely enough that a bath confuses him.

[bigsmile]

i get clean once a week. baths aren't confusing, they're just funny when they come with comments about soup and they smell like herbs.

[reparo]

You mean the soap?

[bigsmile]

no, comments about soup.

though the soap smells like herbs too.