the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[cartographie]

Wanna bet?

[bigsmile]

i am not getting in that water, so yes i do wanna bet.

[cartographie]

If I have to sit on you to keep you in that water, you are getting in that tub and you are taking a bath. You smell like a dock.

[bigsmile]

i'd sink! why would you do that to me??

docks are fun so.....

[cartographie]

It's a bathtub! There's nowhere for you to sink!

Fun, but not pleasantly scented.

[bigsmile]

i could sink to the bottom!

you don't like the smell of the docks? i think it smells like adventure.

[cartographie]

I will not let you sink to the bottom.

You don't need any help smelling like adventure.

[bigsmile]

but you'll be sitting on me.

i want to smell like all the adventure, that's a good thing.

[cartographie]

How much of you do you think I'd be sitting on?

Smelling fresh and clean is adventurous.

[bigsmile]

all of me?

i dunno, those herbs don't smell adventurous they smell like sanji's spice rack.

[cartographie]

Makes no sense. We wouldn't fit in the tub.

They're supposed to be relaxing...

[bigsmile]

there's always a way.

and maybe for you, but it's just making me hungry.

[cartographie]

I am not going to lay on you in the bathtub. How would you get clean?

Breathing makes you hungry.

[bigsmile]

i'll figure it out.

okay but it smells like food, but isn't food. that's very cruel.

[cartographie]

What if there's food after?

[bigsmile]

there's food after?

[cartographie]

There's so much food after.

[bigsmile]

you could have started with that.

okay.

[cartographie]

Okay? No sitting on you?

[bigsmile]

yes, okay, fine. you can sit on me.

[cartographie]

[ What is up with him and Buggy not realizing this sitting this is supposed to be a threat?! ]

Maybe after. Once you're clean.

[bigsmile]

i don't get it. why would you sit on me after?

once i'm clean i'm out and going for food.

[cartographie]

Just take the bath.

[bigsmile]

what are we eating after?

[cartographie]

Soup.