lostcompass | the (terrible) advice meme;

the (terrible) advice meme;

THE ~~TERRIBLE~~ ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I don't know, I'm too sober for any of this.

I told him there'd be food after. I think that might have done it.

Let's grab a drink BEFORE we get him in the bath?

It'll make it go smoother.

Tempting, but if he runs and he's slippery we'd never catch him.

I swear this is like having a pet.

Fine, drinks after. Lots of them.

Welcome to my life, I have four of them.

Five now. You're part of this.

Come on! I'm not like a pet!!

I'm pretty useful and I clean up after myself! And I bathe!

And then something ticks you off and you bark about it for an hour...no not like a pet at all.

I told you, I heard someone bring up the size of my nose!!! He said bright and red!!

[Don't try to tell him he was talking about literally anything else.]