the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[silverneedles]

Move out. When they complain and beg for you to return, provide a list of demands.

Alternatively, blind the one who talks to your breasts, hide the body parts so the third learns a lesson, and dumb the other two into bathtubs with the help of friends.

[cartographie]

He can summon his body parts back to him at will or I would have hidden them already.

[silverneedles]

Even from a distance?

[cartographie]

I don't know if he could pull himself together from across town. It might be worth trying next time he acts up.

[silverneedles]

You should try that.