the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[reparo]

Throw them all overboard.

[cartographie]

That would definitely kill two of them.

[reparo]

What? Why? How?!

[cartographie]

Sea water and people with devil fruit powers don't mix.

[reparo]

Pirates? Pirates and the sea don't mix?

[cartographie]

Being on it, and in it are two different things.

[reparo]

A practical question, then: the one who talks to your breasts, would he die?

[cartographie]

Best swimmer on the crew.

I guess at least he'd take his shirt off. Silver linings.

[reparo]

Overboard.

[cartographie]

Wanna come watch?

[reparo]

I'll even help if you need the help.

[cartographie]

Oh, no, he'll jump in himself if I tell him to.

[reparo]

That's not going to stop him from being sexist.

[cartographie]

He's not sexist, he just likes boobs.

[reparo]

Who wouldn't? They're terrific! But that's highly inappropriate - look a woman in the eyes, show some respect, or go overboard.