the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[cosplayqueen]

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Okay, so I don't believe in killing, so maybe a spray bottle??? One with soap. You can get them clean and make the guy looking at your boobs blind for a hot minute. I have nothing for body parts guy.

Seriously now might be the time to move in with some girls. I know some great ones who won't stare at your boobs and like to stay clean!

[cartographie]

I've never had friends that are girls. Is it really that peaceful?

[cosplayqueen]

It is for me. One of my besties is a girl! All my girlfriends here are so great. They're pretty, smart, and charming.

To be honest so are the guys?? I'm actually surprised this is your experience. Is it back home or here? Because I can punch boob guy and will if he tries that on me.

[cartographie]

Boob guy's honestly very nice. He's just...enthusiastic. Usually, I flick him in the forehead until he looks up again.

Both. It's the same idiots.

[cosplayqueen]

Is he?? Does he just not realize how uncool it is to stare at a girl's boobs????

I feel like I need to bring Nakia here to tell them about the patriarchy or something.

[cartographie]

He's getting there. I don't think he's lived around girls before.

Who's Nakia?

[cosplayqueen]

OH. So now that actually makes sense to me. I feel kind of bad now for assuming he was a huge jerk.

Nakia is my best friend back home. She knows about all the social and political stuff.

[cartographie]

I wasn't exactly painting him in a flattering light. They're all fine. [ She adores them. ] Living with them is challenging. Guys are guys.

Is she involved in the World Government where you come from?

[cosplayqueen]

I can't relate. My dad is a teddy bear who quotes poetry and my brother is super religious. They don't really fit the whole guy stereotype. Hey, as long as they're fine, it's all good and I support you.

Oh and not yet. We're still in high school. She did get on the board of our local mosque so give her time.

[cartographie]

How high is it?

[ A school in the mountains? In the clouds? ]