the (terrible) advice meme;

[groundrules]

THE TERRIBLE ADVICE MEME

i. Top level with a character and a short problem or scenario for which they'd like advice, input or dis/encouragement. This can be as light ('Garum haunts my dreams,' 'I think my party companion is trying to buy my soul') or serious ('How do I make friends 500 years into tragic immortality?' ) as you like.

ii. Mention in their comment header if they are signed-in or anonymous + content warn as due!

iii. Comment around, troubleshoot woe, give everyone the gift of your character's wisdom this holiday season! Or embrace your inner chaos and make this advice tragically terrible.

Comments

[cartographie]

You're not the first person to suggest either of those. Starting to think I should at least spend a few days away to let them see how they get by without me.

[nothinglikefather]

They say a change is as good as a rest, so perhaps that would do the trick.

The other option is just telling the two mucky bastards to clean up their act- literally.