intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[paperbutterflies]

... he is pretty sure that if Sizhui agrees to warm someone at night, Wangji will destroy things. That said, he can share some spiritual energy and probably his blankets for the cause of Senior Wei not freezing...

[weifinder]

see it's utterly harmless and also probably necessary, thank you

... seriously what other keeping warm be you thinking about son--

[paperbutterflies]

... honestly, Hanguang-jun is gearing up for custody battle with Wen Qing, he's not sure there is anything completely safe.

[weifinder]

if you didn't already know how dramatic your father was--

[paperbutterflies]

Of all the people he knows, Zizhen is the closest to not being dramatic and he is still pretty dramatic. He's accustomed.

[downswing]

Don't talk shit about your dad.

[paperbutterflies]

He is not! It is all true!

[downswing]

IT IS ALL SHAMELESS

[paperbutterflies]

... but

he is not going to be staying around warming up senior wei through the night

Does that not count as something?

[downswing]

.........let him nestle, if you must, but remember, son.

You don't know where he's been, or how many fleas he brings.

[paperbutterflies]

I snorted out loud when I read this in the morning, and snorted out loud again when I read it now.

Pretty sure they all hang out together close enough that trying to stay flea-less would be a lost cause.

[downswing]

Sigh, son, don't take risks.