intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[weifinder]

see it's utterly harmless and also probably necessary, thank you

... seriously what other keeping warm be you thinking about son--

[paperbutterflies]

... honestly, Hanguang-jun is gearing up for custody battle with Wen Qing, he's not sure there is anything completely safe.

[weifinder]

if you didn't already know how dramatic your father was--

[paperbutterflies]

Of all the people he knows, Zizhen is the closest to not being dramatic and he is still pretty dramatic. He's accustomed.

[downswing]

Don't talk shit about your dad.

[paperbutterflies]

He is not! It is all true!

[downswing]

IT IS ALL SHAMELESS

[paperbutterflies]

... but

he is not going to be staying around warming up senior wei through the night

Does that not count as something?

[downswing]

.........let him nestle, if you must, but remember, son.

You don't know where he's been, or how many fleas he brings.

[paperbutterflies]

I snorted out loud when I read this in the morning, and snorted out loud again when I read it now.

Pretty sure they all hang out together close enough that trying to stay flea-less would be a lost cause.

[downswing]

Sigh, son, don't take risks.