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AND THEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES



Dusty, crammed, stale — you've hit the real estate jackpot with your recent abode. And you're even #blessed with roommates.

o1. Post a top level with some of your character's quirky, funny, sad or standout domestic habits everyone can enjoy. ( "That fourth lizard tail's a bit awkward." "They're always stealing everyone's fancy conditioner." "That guy, watching you sleep." )

o2. Tag around with your character's IC reactions: questions, passive aggressive post-its, gentle encouragements to stop watering that plant, wholesome suggestions, etc.

o3. Threads can stay game canon — break the ice on some new CR. Why not?

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Unnecessary.

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Because it dries so nicely on its own?

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Alternative hands.

1/??

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Lan Zhan...

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You recall how with the rabbit, they were calmed by a sweet, gentle touch? One that caressed their fur rather than tossed it?

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Meanwhile, there's Little Apple, who can't feel a thing in it's short mane or the hairs on its tail, best used swatting flies?

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I'm... like the rabbit.

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Yet you keep grooming me like I'm a donkey's tail.

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...Wei Ying wishes an apple?

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...

Please bite down into that apple and take yourself off to morning ablutions on your own.

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...are you bereft of roof and daily rice? A stray?

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Do you keep me in a barn? In stall?

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Then we groom you.

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You, Lan Zhan, are only fit to groom children who weep when your hands veer heavy!

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It pains so deeply?

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Miis Fei offers lend of her husband for the teaching.

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So deeply, you weep before another.

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I'd complain to Wen Qing but she'd needle us both.

[downswing]

Apologies for failure presented.

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Apologies aren't necessary, just gentled, gentle hands! Please, I don't need to go bald, this face won't look good with no hair...

[downswing]

Would it, with hair?

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Are you against my beard now too?

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'Do not lie.'

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Yes or no, husband?