cr meme | jolly ole june

[groundrules]

Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[somebadnews]

He tries to be supportive, and see what he gets.

[somebadnews]

I love them together??? Filling the robot-mother-void weh. Five is going to expect her to wink at him whenever he catches her talking to someone, and he's waiting... for something to happen...

They definitely need to see if the undead have souls at some point if I can find an excuse. Just settle that whole debate the next time they need everyone to focus, he promises he won't tell anyone how he found out.

[somebadnews]

You can keep your chickens, Vanya. Whatever you want, we'll make it happen. You're doing great.

Five is definitely going insane though. It's a full time job trying to make sure nobody gets to her with some overblown situation before he does, and he's going to slip up and not hide her quartz in the right place sometime. Or she'll walk in on that old guy he kidnapped... he was going to tell her about it eventually.

Anyway, more sibling stuff. Don't doubt him, he's going to find the rest of their family so help him. Everything is fine.

[somebadnews]

No worries!! Five appreciates Arche's general understanding of this relationship. He definitely has learned things since they last spoke and has a kidnapped forest person, but it's like... obnoxious information, he's working on it. Let's see how good he does updating him.

[soulsrob]

um the best priorities??

what else would she need tbh.

oh wait. #4: Infertile

[soulsrob]

Five is a good old-man-son...

any time something Weird happens Winnie's gonna message him like "that wasn't me btw i had nothing to do with that"

LMFLks "How do you even know that??"
"Look at those things, u think they got souls? They don't, shut up, end of discussion anyway moving on--"

[remugient]

Sure, I'd be down for it! Enchant the chickens into figurines.... vanya can carry them in her pockets??

she'd just be so fascinated like hello yes pls show her more cool magic??

[remugient]

vanya and eleven shaking their heads in solidarity like "these guys don't even know how to take care of sheep, smh..."

if they could just live out their farmer life dreams wouldnt that be so much better for everyone??

[remugient]

GOD honestly Winnie might be best if only because she'd be able to roll with it a little better

vanya would 100% be fun too though if only bc she'd take one look at him and be like "is this one of my brothers?? This load of messes and issues seems Hargreeves-Brother-Coded"

[lancifolium]

She could absolutely transfigure the chickens into small inanimate objects for transportation, or shrink them! Modern solutions!

[remugient]

five, at any given moment, YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Love him. I'd love for her to walk in on the guy he kidnapped and is like FIVE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP HIM, WE GOTTA LET HIM GO BACK TO THE WILD OR AT ELAST TAKE HIM TO A POUND, WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS.

with a side of "i don't like this or approve bc couldn't we get what we needed WITHOUT the kidnapping and interrogations?? BUT i will help you hide the body if needed"

sibling solidarity, you know

[bearshermark]

Right?? Why you guys gotta be like this SMH

Imagining they got a good system going, just working together with amicable chatter, splitting duties and gettin shit done.

Ur welcome everyone!!

[lancifolium]

And it is delightful imo.

Oh, a notebook switch could be fun, she might have enchanted hers to say rude things when it's locked even. For spice.

[royal_venant]

Let's just all agree that Regulus and Klaus should never meet.

I'm ready to roll with either! I think both could be fun.

Reg can tell Winnie that souls (at least intact souls) are overrated.

Reg does like animals so he won't hurt Vanya's chickens, though he might more afraid of them than they are of him (what? they aren't magic chickens? What do?)

[somebadnews]

Five appreciates shared mistrust just as much as the next guy, even if he attributes the attitude to being that age and he'll be annoyed when he doesn't recognize his authority lmao. But whatever, at least you know what to expect from people like him.

Whereas Five robs banks and kidnaps people in an effort to control the situation so... great combo?? This will be fine.

[somebadnews]

SHE IS. He's so proud of her every day.

You kid but I will 100% thread that out if you'd like to go for it. I'm going to get my milage out of this old man kidnapping if it kills me lsmfa

He's had him for so long now that it's awkward to just let him go?? He'd probably just tell his friends and then it would turn into a whole thing.

My favorite thing about this family tbh. "Oh a dead guy. Are we burning or burying?"

[somebadnews]

He's so great and has zero issues. It's completely normal to gravitate towards someone with no soul because they remind you of your mother.

Side-eying her forever. Who else could it have been?? But he likes his soul where it is, so he'll just nod and sip his drink.

And that's exactly how that conversation would go. Nobody should question him ever, he's got a very confident way about him.

[royal_venant]

This will be perfect. What could go wrong?

[somebadnews]

Five doesn't sleep, so this mixup is more likely than you'd think... worth it to scare him half to death while he's having his morning coffee.

Meanwhile his looks like the notes of a serial killer with weird math and circled names and dates, that's his vibe. But it's going to get them out of here someday so try not to spill anything on it.

[conjurechaos]

PLAYER: Molly
ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP: mollypocket on plurk, on disco I can be found at mollypocketxoxo#6440
ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF: I'm 5 ft 1, I'm nice and young and sophisticated fun~~~ In the year of our lord 2021 I have fully embraced my hufflepuff energy.
IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE? THE PUMPKIN SPICE MUST FLOW

CHARACTER: Yennefer of Vengerberg
CANON: The Witcher
WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE: I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint~~~ I do not feel ashamed.
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match.
Enough wits to keep up but not enough to trump her
High physical and emotional pain tolerance
Patience~~
ii. How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far? Maybe every time she opens her eyes? On principle she is pretty annoyed.

iii. If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for? Yennefer needs to have a sponsored perfume line. It's iconic. Liz Taylor who? Estee Lauder who?

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?
It's pretty soon to say for her exploits here and now, but she has been trying to get knocked up. Really.

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT THE DODGE SA-HARETH? I would like Yennefer to realize damaged, hurting people hurt people. I think that would be helpful to her if she wanted to grow as a person.

[conjurechaos]

would we say that Five is an object sexual?

[somebadnews]

That is not even a question, but try to tell him that and he will just get confused and angry. Don't spoil his fantasy.

It's a little shameful that I only have one Dolores icon, she's only the love of his life......

[conjurechaos]

If it ever gets down to it, Yennefer will assume Dolores was cursed to be a statuette.

....is that better, Five? Is it?

[somebadnews]

That's... really kind of her to assume. I think he knows that she's not real on some level, because he's very aware that he was alone for 45 years, but she was his entire coping mechanism so let's pretend. Even his family is just like 'okay that's Five's mannequin we're just not going to mention it.'

It's a really sweet love story. I'm sure he'll tell her about it some night when he's very drunk.

[conjurechaos]

That degree of isolation, yeeeahhhh. The whole Hargreeves clan for their major dysfunctions have some nice lil moments like that.

I am very down for an IC misery bender of some sort on the horizon. I think that's a given.