the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

[groundrules]

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[vestments]

[recklessenough]

This supports my many reasons to never use a public loo.

[vestments]

Hey.

That's my friend's diner you're talking about.

[recklessenough]

Tell your friend they should lay down more salt at the windows, doors, and around the base of the commodes. The latter is most important; Visitors will use any unsalted access point to sneak in.

[vestments]

If it helps—

He's not visiting the place.

[recklessenough]

...

Won't claim it helps but that does reframe the situation.

Do you normally entertain supernatural visitors in the loo?

[vestments]

( ... )

God.

Godly visitors.

( not a no, not a yes. )

[recklessenough]

[ Lockwood's got a complicated relationship with the idea of God and all that, so he's going to side-step this a little. ]

I'd think you'd want to at least insist they come for a more proper tea?

[ You know. Because of course Marc has control over when Godly visitors chose to show up and converse with him. ]

1/2

[vestments]

( given that none of this was real and marc was just having a breakdown—.

(but also brofist re: complicated relationship with god.) )

Tea?

[vestments]

He can not come over at all for all I care.

[recklessenough]

Unwelcome visitor?

[ Lockwood's had quite a few of those in his life. ]

[vestments]

I'm his priest, what do you think?

( that

may not answer the question. )

[recklessenough]

I think I'm missing quite a few pieces of this puzzle. Care to help fill me in?

[vestments]

( soz, lockwood, welcome to conversing with marc spector. )

Khonshu. God of the moon. Vengeance. Protector of those that travel at night.

Who would call him welcome?

[reparo]

"Wash your hands."

[vestments]

Technically, that would be me.

[reparo]

So it's not what you're saying in this situation? Can I get a second try?

[vestments]

Please, be my guest.

[reparo]

Okay, okay - how about... "Can't a man get five minutes alone in the lavatory in peace?"

[vestments]

Close enough.

Little shorter, little more to the point, but you've got the gist.

[reparo]

[ Look she's not going to say 'piss in peace' okay. There's no gold stars to be gained for vulgarity. ]

And the fellow with the skeletal head?

[vestments]

( that's fine, marc can be plenty vulgar for the both of them. )

He's a miserable bastard.

[reparo]

Not a friend, then.

[vestments]

( "he's a dick" is what marc would say if hermione wasn't approximately half marc's age, but. )

How many gods would you call 'friend'?

[reparo]

I'm not on speaking-in-bathrooms terms with any gods.