the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

[groundrules]

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

marc spector, marvel comics

[vestments]

comics make this infinitely harder, fam.

[vestments]

[vestments]

[vestments]

[recklessenough]

This supports my many reasons to never use a public loo.

[vestments]

Hey.

That's my friend's diner you're talking about.

[recklessenough]

Tell your friend they should lay down more salt at the windows, doors, and around the base of the commodes. The latter is most important; Visitors will use any unsalted access point to sneak in.

[vestments]

If it helps—

He's not visiting the place.

[recklessenough]

...

Won't claim it helps but that does reframe the situation.

Do you normally entertain supernatural visitors in the loo?

[vestments]

( ... )

God.

Godly visitors.

( not a no, not a yes. )

[reparo]

"Wash your hands."

[vestments]

Technically, that would be me.

[reparo]

So it's not what you're saying in this situation? Can I get a second try?

[vestments]

Please, be my guest.

[reparo]

Okay, okay - how about... "Can't a man get five minutes alone in the lavatory in peace?"

[vestments]

Close enough.

Little shorter, little more to the point, but you've got the gist.

[vestments]

[vestments]

[vestments]

[cosplayqueen]

Do you get hit in the face a lot? I'm really concerned about you after seeing all these pictures.

[vestments]

I was once asked if I'd ever met a punch I wouldn't prefer to take with my face.

[cosplayqueen]

That's horrible! We need to get you one of those Captain America helmets!

[vestments]

I'm not wearing a Captain America helmet.

[cosplayqueen]

Okay fair. We probably can't get that here. But, can we at least do something about your face getting hit? Like calling someone who is good at fighting!

[Wait that sounded mean-] I mean that in only the most kind and constructive way.

[vestments]

( the longest of pauses, and then— )

Sometimes you need to get hit to hit back harder. There's not a lot more off-putting than thinking you've done enough to put a guy down and he gets back up.