intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[downswing]

No, he cannot skin, but he has a solution.

Observe the solution:

[jeoha]

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A CROWN PRINCE

[downswing]

Thanks dude

[downswing]

We gotta put clothes on bae, he's shrivelly and cold and a weakling because he has no core, like
















you.

[weifinder]

isn't the other answer just tell lee chang and wei wuxian to cuddle i mean

it solves the issue

[downswing]

Weren't you cuddling with your son, hussy.

[weifinder]

aren't you, sugar baby

[downswing]

ONCE HE KNOWS, HE IS DRAGGING ALL THREE OF THEM IN A CUDDLE.................................. not pile, nor "cuddle" exactly, but there may be back-to-back touching.

[weifinder]

so what, he's making sizhui sit in the middle, back to back with him, and sizhui gets to stare at wei wuxian is that what i'm hearing

[downswing]

...they'll figure it out, delinquent!!!!

[weifinder]

watches wangji do the math meme trying to handle multiple jealous feelings over different things at once: probably his very sad entertainment at that time

[jeoha]

The bae's got a point, Wangji

at least lee chang's got a fire sword now

pure dnd style

[weifinder]

SEDUCED GASP

meant for the sword just like, bright eyes look it's so Visible

and yeah come on cuddling for warmth is the only solution

unless you're Haltham, he can cuddle his goat

[jeoha]

He thinks he's currently been kicked to the curb so yes come cuddle him for warmth while he broods

the goat can stay with haltham

[weifinder]

SNORTS i say that but we also know that wei wuxian has shit for self worth so he'd get the mood if also he's firm in the denial of all brooding unless drunk

here, cuddle and let him talk about his various talismans he's workshopping to be more practically useful, see, this one's based on a light qi technique but doesn't need to burn as much and can be used by someone without qi control--

... yeah, we're not. we're not contesting the goat

[jeoha]

He will listen and NOT understand a single thing but he will listen

he will also want to know what qi control is pls and thanks

[weifinder]

it's this great thing that anyone can in theory do with practise you're just not able to do as much as those with big stores of it, nonchalantly gestures to sizhui, wangji, xingchen

also here talk to our possessed cloak ghost he wants more friends too

[weifinder]

... he's so happy lan wangji's making friends he's gonna CRY

but yeah please skin things and sell them at market thanks, prince, you're a darling

[jeoha]

I think "friends" might be exaggerating but they certainly... exist in the same general space sometimes??

will do and you're welcome

[weifinder]

Look we know what Lan Wangji's ability to friend is like, are they existing in the same general space and Wangji's exchanging any words? FRIENDSHIP!

excellent he'll work on getting books for copy-work and rebinding to likewise keep the not-hunting bae occupied (ur welcome wangji) (wangji where ru going)

[jeoha]

honestly that's


probably lee chang's definition for friendship too lmfao
WHAT ARE FRIENDS ARE THEY LIKE SUBJECTS THAT YOU THREATEN SOMETIMES

[weifinder]

no that is not what friends are FFS BOTH Y'ALL
(he can't talk he takes threats from all his friends and those threats aren't even necessarily idle so like, you know, standards)
he's proud of you both for making More Than One Friend

congrats not only do you have mingyu you've got wuxian, betcha didn't see that comping huh lee chang

[jeoha]

Lee Chang had one (1) friend who was literally paid to hang out with him and for fun he would threaten to annihilate his family as a joke

so he is making Progress

HE DID NOT ;-; blessed

[weifinder]

i mean

im pretty sure with lan wangji that would just be a "i'll disarm you" and you think it's a joke and then suddenly you empathise with the anurr forces BUT NO

asdf congratulations you now also have a necromancer for a friend, are you going to be okay with this guy controlling the dead (s-sobs)

[jeoha]

WE... WILL FIND OUT....

Honestly like

maybe

If the dead were like Wen Ning i think he would have a very different concept of them

The zombies he knew back home were only ever used by Very Evil People for Very Evil Reasons and definitely couldn't awkwardly sell radishes