lostcompass | intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

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OOC INTRO | CR MEME

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

PLAYER: Britt
ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP: Basically you just have to bully me into being your friend that seems to work
A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF: when i say every animal I MEAN EVERY ANIMAL
YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD MUST KNOW: did you know that carl linneaus thought that amphibians and repitiles were loathsome creatures well you did now and he was very wrong

CHARACTER: Lee Chang
CANON: Kingdom
ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER: Former Crown Prince of Joseon (Korea circa 1600), got caught in a lot of politics and a zombie apocalypse, now trying very hard to be normal.
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react?

What the fuck is a "que" and why does he have to be in it he is a CROWN PRINCE no but seriously he sent someone else to stand in line anyway so he doesn't notice

ii. What job would your character most majestically fail at?

One where he had to recognize someone else's authority especially if they were corrupt, so-- retail, basically.

iii. What scent do you associate with your character? Ash and blood. He gets... he gets covered in it a lot.

WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?

Training people how to use the sword, hunting in the tundra, learning how to skin animals and then sell their hides, having an affair with a pretty boy and having dick-measuring contests with Archeval.

He also, um. Accidently let lose Anurr's forces from the jailhouse? Sorry. Sorry about that.

WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?

I really want to get him mixed up with Anurr's forces, I have no idea how it is going to go but he has to face the mistakes he made as well as his innate sense of justice re: all these undead fucking folk.

stop judging undead kinks!!! (no asdflkjlj)

HE WILL NEVER STOP JUDGING

WEI WUXIAN PLS

he's just saying LET THE UNDEAD FUCK IF THAT'S THEIR THING

he's a pure virginal maiden don't u dare @ him

look if the undead fucked rather than ate people and made more undead that way he would probably be more relaxed

at least that doesn't seem to be a major thing.. yet...

RUXI WHEN DO WE GET THE RANDY UNDEAD

i say like ruxi is reading this

but look, i think everyone would be slightly more comfortable if the undead made love rather than war, in theory, as long as they didn't think on it too hard

Ruxi is definitely reading this
If she isn't i'm gonna link her in like three seconds

who knows maybe some people would enjoy thinking on it too hard
hahaha
i made a dick joke i'm hilarious

Can confirm that the origin story of the undead 'strain' allows us to come up with an iteration of the undead that propagate through coitus, if need be.

oh my stars the dead do fuck

RUXI WHEN DO WE GET TO ADOPT AN UNDEAD BABY CREATURE/PERSON

I'm afraid even that branch of undead wouldn't procreate through babies.

Oh

Oh no

Oh no zombie via STI...

LMF look "baby" is relative just something younger than they are

also no britt no WHY SAY ZOMBIE STI

do we have anyone to worry about here

I can't believe this, but unfortunately neither of my boys are likely to fuck zombies

shakes my head in shame

okay but what if HEY LIVVY WHAT IF MINGYU ENDED UP A ZOMBIE

no

i'm

leaves we better not end up with party members getting rez'd we have a sith lord and a demonic cultivator to help this would be such a sad party