intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[weifinder]

stop judging undead kinks!!! (no asdflkjlj)

[jeoha]

HE WILL NEVER STOP JUDGING

WEI WUXIAN PLS

[weifinder]

he's just saying LET THE UNDEAD FUCK IF THAT'S THEIR THING

he's a pure virginal maiden don't u dare @ him

[jeoha]

look if the undead fucked rather than ate people and made more undead that way he would probably be more relaxed

at least that doesn't seem to be a major thing.. yet...

[weifinder]

RUXI WHEN DO WE GET THE RANDY UNDEAD

i say like ruxi is reading this

but look, i think everyone would be slightly more comfortable if the undead made love rather than war, in theory, as long as they didn't think on it too hard

[jeoha]

Ruxi is definitely reading this
If she isn't i'm gonna link her in like three seconds

who knows maybe some people would enjoy thinking on it too hard
hahaha
i made a dick joke i'm hilarious

[groundrules]

Can confirm that the origin story of the undead 'strain' allows us to come up with an iteration of the undead that propagate through coitus, if need be.

[weifinder]

oh my stars the dead do fuck

[weifinder]

RUXI WHEN DO WE GET TO ADOPT AN UNDEAD BABY CREATURE/PERSON

[groundrules]

I'm afraid even that branch of undead wouldn't procreate through babies.

[jeoha]

Oh

Oh no

Oh no zombie via STI...

[weifinder]

LMF look "baby" is relative just something younger than they are

also no britt no WHY SAY ZOMBIE STI

do we have anyone to worry about here

[jeoha]

I can't believe this, but unfortunately neither of my boys are likely to fuck zombies

shakes my head in shame

[weifinder]

okay but what if HEY LIVVY WHAT IF MINGYU ENDED UP A ZOMBIE

no

i'm

leaves we better not end up with party members getting rez'd we have a sith lord and a demonic cultivator to help this would be such a sad party

[descendency]

WHY MINGYU WHY NOT oh because it involves getting laid

[jeoha]

i think part of the joke was that then both my boys would want to bang a zombie, too

[descendency]

yes which ties nicely back into the fact no one wants to fuck jiang cheng

[weifinder]

hey


































maybe winnie

[soulsrob]

[weifinder]

SEE, WE FOUND YOU SOMEONE, BRO!!!

[weifinder]

yeah that was the joke that's why

the same zombie too so like, mingyu

you are POWERFUL

[descendency]

damn right he is SEX IS INCREDIBLY POWERFUL come here let us teach you our ways wei wuxian

lets get u fucked to immortality

[weifinder]

..........................................so like

get fucked up into immortality huh

that's what you mean right

he fails to see sex having anything to do with this THUS THIS MUST BE SO

[descendency]

mingyu know his xianxia tropes friend, he will enlighten you

[jeoha]

Time for some dual cultivation baby aw yeah