intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

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[weifinder]

PLAYER: rakel
ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP: i can be, i just dont generally advertise as much but lmk if you'd like either
A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF: i exist SOMETIMES life's been difficult lately! i own cats, talk about my parents dogs/cats/bird, and ... that's about that. i'm rubbish at these and can only think of boring things to say so hello

CHARACTER: wei wuxian
CANON: the untamed
ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER: he's a necromancer with a hero complex who's matured enough to know you can't shoulder everything on your own and who did his first "i'm necromancing ZOMBIES" with the merfolk in the tdm event!
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react?

Probably sarcastically calls out to or generally whines at them, depending. In the end, it's not the worst thing that someone else is an impatient asshole as long as they're not also idk murdering people, cursing people with actual curse

ii. What job would your character most majestically fail at?

Handling anything with dogs.

iii. What scent do you associate with your character?

DESPAIR!

WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?

He! Arranged to collect donations from PCs for a series of auctions that netted a profit of over 60k, making much of the art for it (read: all the art) himself. He's been networking to get a series of charmed quartz for speaking, heat, and one other I'm forgetting rn so if anyone needs these of the PCs, he's got you (but hit up Karsa first, he says). He's been purchasing supplies for their group as a whole, though the logistics of that shall change now given the new additions, and also... helped scope out the bank for the heist! He's been in the salt mines to collect supplies back out for others, also with Wangji back when they first got out to make sure castmates weren't dead or lost in there, as you do.

WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT? Who itches what kind of fleas do you think he picked up in the brothel it is a clean house, thank you!

Okay so ideas:

- getting work as book rebinders (SIZHUI COME HELP wangji you can too)
- running in screaming terror from dogs
- finding someone to keep warm with at night he's getting exiled from being near bae WHO WANTS AN OLD SHOULDER CREAKING GUY who may or may not have a ghost possessed cloak with him TO SLEEP BY AT NIGHT he wont make it weird he's Pure, thanks (but really he's cold help)
- he's going to deadeye all the turnips, then find wen qing and lan sizhui to hold their hands and go, "it's so nostalgic"
- he believes in abstaining from what's going on with the two forces. they don't live here, they don't know what's more or less just, and trying to pretend they do is unwise in his opinion, and they're not sticking around for the consequences either way which is shitty SO THAT'S HIS THOUGHT
- i'll have to ask ruxi about any other auction attempts but he might see about running through auctions again, and otherwise setting up to sell his talismans he's been working on and getting that going in town
- no seriously he is Very Afraid of Dogs so if anyone wants to terrify him or have him run to hide behind them or maybe find him accidentally necromancing a dead wolf and scaring himself (IDK IT COULD HAPPEN) that can... happen

[downswing]

IT'S NOT EXILE, IT'S REFUSING TO BE MOOCHED ON.

[weifinder]

EXILE, WOE IS HE, THE SUGAR DADDY, NOT EVEN GETTING A LITTLE WARMTH WHILE HE LIVES IN FEAR OF DOGE

dangit i have to hit you up modly in a moment, note to self about rebinding things

[downswing]

SUGAR OR YILING DADDY, PICK ONE

[weifinder]

.....................

wait so, be taken care of, or be turned on, WANGJI THIS IS A PERSONAL PROBLEM OF YOURS

I'm just on the lookout for cliffs

[downswing]

You know, some fools really should stay in the grave.

[weifinder]

he apparently never made it to the grave so what then, sobs

[downswing]

.................................why.

[weifinder]

holds up finger, lowers finger, ah........................ good question

[downswing]

................you're dreadful.

[weifinder]

i'm writing a top level i am due for dreadfulness it's true

but also since you know the modly things i was going to ask, hey, bae, look, now you too can help earn coin /waves fingers

... does lan wangji even know how to skin something properly
does he feel like copying things when not soaked at the bottom of lakes
maybe rebinding not-porn

[downswing]

No, he cannot skin, but he has a solution.

Observe the solution:

[jeoha]

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A CROWN PRINCE

[downswing]

Thanks dude

[downswing]

We gotta put clothes on bae, he's shrivelly and cold and a weakling because he has no core, like
















you.

[weifinder]

isn't the other answer just tell lee chang and wei wuxian to cuddle i mean

it solves the issue

[downswing]

Weren't you cuddling with your son, hussy.

[weifinder]

aren't you, sugar baby

[downswing]

ONCE HE KNOWS, HE IS DRAGGING ALL THREE OF THEM IN A CUDDLE.................................. not pile, nor "cuddle" exactly, but there may be back-to-back touching.

[jeoha]

The bae's got a point, Wangji

at least lee chang's got a fire sword now

pure dnd style

[weifinder]

SEDUCED GASP

meant for the sword just like, bright eyes look it's so Visible

and yeah come on cuddling for warmth is the only solution

unless you're Haltham, he can cuddle his goat

[weifinder]

... he's so happy lan wangji's making friends he's gonna CRY

but yeah please skin things and sell them at market thanks, prince, you're a darling

[jeoha]

I think "friends" might be exaggerating but they certainly... exist in the same general space sometimes??

will do and you're welcome

[weifinder]

Look we know what Lan Wangji's ability to friend is like, are they existing in the same general space and Wangji's exchanging any words? FRIENDSHIP!

excellent he'll work on getting books for copy-work and rebinding to likewise keep the not-hunting bae occupied (ur welcome wangji) (wangji where ru going)

[jeoha]

honestly that's


probably lee chang's definition for friendship too lmfao
WHAT ARE FRIENDS ARE THEY LIKE SUBJECTS THAT YOU THREATEN SOMETIMES