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+1 Completely Normal Elf
Feb. 28th, 2022 12:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
good_tasteHello one and all, it is I, Spider! I've had Sergeant Slick here for a while, and I'm delighted to inflict a second character on you all: Astarion from Baldur's Gate III.
The first thing you need to know about Astarion is that he is definitely not a vampire. He can walk around in sunlight. Vampires can't do that! Yes he's got red eyes and fangs, but how do you know elves don't just look like that where he comes from? Please don't hold up any mirrors around him, he already knows he's beautiful. And no cooking with garlic when he's around, please, he's got an allergy. Ugh, do we really have to cross this running water? He hates getting his feet wet.
The second thing you need to know about this utter fop is that he's a vampire. Big shock. But there are some odd things about him. People with psychic senses may realize he's not alone in his head if they concentrate, but something will block them if they investigate the second presence. People attuned to spirits will pick up on the extremely haunted book he's brought with him. And those who can sense hellish powers may pick up a whiff of that on him as well.
...And anybody can sense that this man is a complete disaster. I've been having loads of fun with him in the TDM, and I look forward to more! Astarion's been assigned to Family #9 (Lily Evans, Bai Mingyu, Diego, and Yennefer), and I apologize to all of them in advance. I can be reached on Discord at CellarSpider#9984, and Plurk at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
PaleAntiquarian, for any and all questions, comments, or recriminations. His plotting comment for Arc III is here!
And if anybody's open to getting nibbled, hit me up. He's dreadfully hungry.
The first thing you need to know about Astarion is that he is definitely not a vampire. He can walk around in sunlight. Vampires can't do that! Yes he's got red eyes and fangs, but how do you know elves don't just look like that where he comes from? Please don't hold up any mirrors around him, he already knows he's beautiful. And no cooking with garlic when he's around, please, he's got an allergy. Ugh, do we really have to cross this running water? He hates getting his feet wet.
The second thing you need to know about this utter fop is that he's a vampire. Big shock. But there are some odd things about him. People with psychic senses may realize he's not alone in his head if they concentrate, but something will block them if they investigate the second presence. People attuned to spirits will pick up on the extremely haunted book he's brought with him. And those who can sense hellish powers may pick up a whiff of that on him as well.
...And anybody can sense that this man is a complete disaster. I've been having loads of fun with him in the TDM, and I look forward to more! Astarion's been assigned to Family #9 (Lily Evans, Bai Mingyu, Diego, and Yennefer), and I apologize to all of them in advance. I can be reached on Discord at CellarSpider#9984, and Plurk at
And if anybody's open to getting nibbled, hit me up. He's dreadfully hungry.