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OUHRSSON
Creature of undead warlord Anurr, possessed by questionably malign forces. Dubious loyalties. Has been following the party since the end of Arc I: Sa-Hareth at a moderate pace.

JOURNEY STATS:
✘ Average journey speed: 58km/h.
✘ Nicely fed, slowly chewing a kraken tentacle.
✘ No longer fits under your bed. Will try to slip in instead.

BEAR BULLETIN #3
Fur matted, weed-strewn and torn, Ouhrsson is sporting the latest runway look in ‘sea-bedraggled.’ He enters Serthica through the ports, barrelling in through the Mouse House, Eidris and Minaras over 1-4 December with seemingly avid disdain for courtesy, decorum and gravity. Before he retreats into the sunset, characters may optionally enjoy the following 5/5 Yelp highlights of the "IT'S A BEAR, GET IN THE DROID CAR" experience:

✘ spot the bear majestically riding a dragon in the incomiiiiiiing distance. Ouhrsson flies first class.
✘ encounter the bear in the streets, kicking droids like balls. Ouhrsson aspires to a football career.
✘ wave as the bear climbs your steampunk ivory tower with disregard for local architecture. Ouhrsson embraces his rebel side.
✘ wink if you wake up to the bear in your bed, bathtub or closet. Ouhrsson doesn’t kiss and tell.
✘ salute the bear as it squeezes through corridors and alleys, spits out cogs, demolishes an unpleasant Mouse House mafioso, braves dragons to battle, steals local produce, triggers allergic hives in the hyper-hygienic Minaras medical scientists, and purposefully sabotages your most delicate moments and confessions with his larger-than-life presence. Ouhrsson is not a gracious guest.

As the dragons of Serthica lose their scant appetite to tolerate Ouhrsson’s frolicking excesses, Anurr calls back his beast to trawl and troll another day.

NOTE: Ouhrsson is largely here to make everyone laugh, so please don’t worry about actual bear damage. Integrate him in your posts and logs as you wish. Please be good to our possessed bear, we only have the one.

OUHRSSON
Creature of undead warlord Anurr, possessed by questionably malign forces. Dubious loyalties. Has been following the party since the end of Arc I: Sa-Hareth at a moderate pace.

JOURNEY STATS:
✘ Average journey speed: 55km/h.
✘ Gained a taste for truffles and fine cheese.
✘ Shared a room with 14 unknowing hosts. You snore.

BEAR BULLETIN #2
The mighty walls of Taravast and Lord Anurr's withdrawal from the citadel have discouraged Ouhrsson's friendly visits to date, but revolutionaries asked everyone to join their party — how could a bear refuse? Ouhrsson begins his city life by obstinately chasing newcomer Yan Zhengming down the streets for a couple of hours, before moving on to pastures new over 16-22 December. Characters may optionally experience the following benefits of the "IT'S A BEAR, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES" diet:

✘ run-in with the bear in the streets. Ouhrsson is overcome by civic spirit.
✘ encountering the bear down the winding paths of the Doxe palace. Ouhrsson is Final Boss.
✘ finding the bear has assaulted the occasional witch on your behalf. Ouhrsson is helpful.
✘ spotting the bear stampeding down corridors and alleys, pushing characters out windows or into carts, ruining barricades and lives, stealing fish and majestically rolling in puddles or the blood of enemies. Ouhrsson is adventurous.

The rather hungry and profit-prone revolutionaries of Taravast soon see a shiny gain in Ouhrsson's plump hide and precious pelt: Anurr will sadly have to call back his creature out of Taravast.

NOTE: Ouhrsson's presence is meant to amuse amid all the chaos, so please don't worry about actual bear attacks against characters! Please do not harm our possessed bear, we only have the one.

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