it rhymes with valentine.

[strewth]

hey all, i'm pel and you can find me @ gambeson if you need me! i'm delighted to be here and bring you a complete bastard.

john constantine is from england and does magic and has never fucked up or screwed anyone over or lied, ever! he is very cuddly, in fact, and has no desire to pick your pocket.

this version (i know there are a few) is the original flavor from the comics, stretching back hundreds of issues to some truly weird stuff. yet sethica is still pretty weird by his standards. good job, guys. this version of john is probably the roughest of all of them, if you're more familiar with keanu or matt ryan, but that doesn't mean he's not looking to make friends and influence people. he just has a .........special way of going about it.

i look forward to summoning demons with all of u

+1 Ex-Time Assassin

[littlemimic]

Hello, hello all! My name is Xae, and I'm bringing you Lila Pitts from the Netflix show The Umbrella Academy, that show about wannabe superheroes, time traveling, apocalypses, and horrible parenting! Lila is one of the 43 kids who were miraculously born all on the same day in October, and her superpower is mimicking other's powers so come on down to let me know if your character has one and if she can mimic it.

She used to be an assassin, who has plenty of training in a lot of different areas - including fighting, various languages (Chinese, Japanese, etc), playing the drums, and being a pretty calm character in the face of danger. I'm excited to toss her lippy, sassy, and somewhat emotionally stunted self at everyone here.

For anyone who knows the show, I've taken her from near the end of season 3 and while it's been out for a few months, she'll be fairly tight-lipped on all the big stuff.

Feel free to add me over on plurk at: Tsukeru or catch me on discord: Xae#7866

+175 Kahl

[kahl_175]

oh yeah intro posts are a thing whoops

Hello fellow Eastbounders! This is Spider, bringing in a different rebellious clone this time, Kahl-175 from Warframe!



Kahl is a Grineer, a near-human cyborg clone from a race that's been exploited and enslaved since their inception--most people in the setting think Grineer are genetically engineered to be too stupid to rebel. But Kahl's one of the ones that shows how wrong that is.

Kahl looks and sounds like a brute, complete with fluency issues. But this obscures the fact that he speaks at least two languages, he's a quick thinker, makes friends easily, he can be sneaky when he wants to, and he'll absolutely trick people who assume he's too dumb to have any guile.

Abandoned by the army he was made for and put under mind-control by an alien force, Kahl has now escaped two different forms of slavery, and he's got a new mission in life to free everyone else. He'd rescued himself an impressive little found family before showing up in Eastbound, and he's not going to stop now! Congratulations, everybody: Kahl's adopting all of you, if you'll stand still long enough.

Kahl's been assigned to Eidris, as a dragon racer. This more than makes up for the fact that he left his jetpack at home. He also smuggled some fellow newbiews onto the train in the TDM, so if anybody wants to handwave an interaction there, feel free!